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Teariffic Cafe
Our cuisine is a healthier choice because all dishes are made with minimal oil to produce the best taste. All of our meals are prepared freshly and made with the finest ingredients. We also offer Free Wi-Fi for your convenience. Choose from over 25 appetizers - from seafood to vegetables - we have something for everyone.

We offer a wide variety of freshly brewed teas and blended smoothies. Including traditional Chinese teas, flavored jasmine green teas, and cold fruit smoothies. Be sure to check out our expansive Lunch and Dinner Menus which are sure to please everyone. We also offer a Gluten Free Menu and a Kids Menu (children under 8).
Reviews (23)
C. R.
C. R.
Dec 28, 2021
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Best Chinese food in the county. We first heard of it from Some of our Asian (Chinese, Korean, Filipino) friends.

Some of the best crab Rangoon I have had ever.
Vivian M.
Vivian M.
Dec 06, 2021
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Love the food however today when I went in a new policy is in affect that unless you spend more than $15 you must pay in cash. My order totaled 12.95! $2 less than 15 I only had $10 in cash on me. Nope no exception even though this is a new policy. Just lost one customer
Regina Pachas
Regina Pachas
Nov 21, 2021
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I have been a customer for years and today I went by myself and couldn't pay with my credit card because there is minimum of $15. Extremely disappointed.
Chad C.
Chad C.
Jun 16, 2021
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I know this is "the place" to go for Chinese here...right? I tried the challenge. Order the same item here and at Jerry's and do a blind taste test. It was no comparison. Jerry's...of all places...win every time. How can this be? I'm all honesty, if I was going to eat "out" Chinese food I'd go here bc it's a nicer place and better ambiance. But for takeout? Save some money and head across the street.
Steve P.
Steve P.
Apr 30, 2021
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Great food, chill atmosphere. Simple, yet refined. A little pricier than your average American Chinese place but worth it
Big L.
Big L.
Nov 25, 2020
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I mostly come here for their bubble tea because to me their food isn't that great. Tea is overpriced and only have a few flavors. Wish they had Thai bubble. Inside is pretty and smells nice. Kind staff.
Biaga T.
Biaga T.
Oct 27, 2020
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The workers are always so kind! the boba is amazing and if you try Anything from here i would absolutely recommend the custard buns. Delicious!
Amanda R.
Amanda R.
Aug 25, 2020
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I've been here numerous times before for just the bubble tea, which is amazing and so wonderful to have a place to go locally. Tonight we had a huge order of different items for our whole family to try. Everything was amazing! It all tasted light and fresh, nothing was to heavy or too salty. The crab Rangoon and spring rolls are delicious. I had the sesame chicken with egg fried rice and it was lightly breaded and tasted so wonderful. We are new to the area and I have been here way too many times for bubble tea in the past few weeks, but after tonight we have found our favorite place
Kim K.
Kim K.
Jul 17, 2020
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Haven't been there in awhile since it's a bit of a drive but it was delicious every time I went!
David R.
David R.
Jul 05, 2020
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The spicy tofu was phenomenal. And the front desk person was a joy, thanks for the Thrift store suggestions!
Reecherd D.
Reecherd D.
Jun 23, 2020
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Food taste great! I was very surprised. The general tso chicken was fire! The lo mein needed a little more seasoning. Overall, i will be back!
Evelyn H.
Evelyn H.
May 19, 2020
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Teariffic is one hard spot to find geographically, but once you find it you'll never want to leave. From bubble tea, dinner special, and amazing apps, this place has a strong sense of community and great food that you'll want to return weekly!
Christa Willett Ball
Christa Willett Ball
Mar 27, 2020
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It is literally the only place in town I would want to (and the only place I do) order Chinese food from. Once I tried it, I could never go back to the standard takeout places again! They make delicious, real, fresh food. I love Teariffic!
John B.
John B.
Mar 03, 2020
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Chinese is in short supply in Southern Maryland. This place is in a weirdly hidden location within the shopping center, kind of behind Thai Inter. I tried it hoping that it would have something a bit more interesting than standard American Chinese.

On the drink side, I liked their options. The matcha milk tea had a pretty serious green flavor. They say it's non-dairy milk, but they don't say which one (Soy? Coconut? Almond?) and I couldn't tell, but it worked. The food was not overly exciting. Ordering vegetarian meant getting tofu with a choice of sauce. The hot and spicy sauce
Dan L.
Dan L.
Feb 17, 2020
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This place is a hidden little gem. Couple of out good friends told us about this place a couple months ago and we have went back a couple times already.
Abby S.
Abby S.
Nov 22, 2019
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This is hands-down the best and most unique Asian food available in the county. Everything is fresh and the flavors are unique. I have yet to find something on the menu that I don't like. Take out is a great option here. Service has always been quick. What else could you desire?
Jo M.
Jo M.
Mar 23, 2019
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This place is literally tearrific!!! The food is always great and delicious. Highly recommend them. I'm having a hard time understanding why someone would give them a 1 star rating simply because they don't deliver? Makes zero sense. I love this place.
Norman Umberger
Norman Umberger
Feb 21, 2019
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My daughter took me to this restaurant, which is hidden behind the shoe store. Crazy location has crazy good food. She had the sweet-n-sour chicken, which she loved. I had the house mei fun, a curried rice… noodle dish with all sorts of goodies stirred in. I also had the fish balls, which were good, but not exceptional. She ordered coconut dumplings and she hated them due to their texture; I loved them for the same reason...a little custard of heaven. The set-up is odd; you order at the front and pick and stock your own table with utensils and water and whatnot.
Tonia S.
Tonia S.
Jan 28, 2019
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Came here for the Bubble Tea. It was delicious. One of the best I've had. I also decided to try a menu item and got the Singapore noodles. They were good but could've used a tad more seasoning. Would come back to try other items.
Julian G.
Julian G.
Jul 19, 2018
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"I'll have a plate of meh with a side order of spicy meh. Oh, and let me get some meh to drink with boba."

The truth hurts like a sore tooth waiting to be pulled when the dentists office is closed. I came across Teariffic Cafe on my venture to find unique places to eat in California, MD. Reviews good.... check, photos of good looking,delicious food....check. I headed out to indulge. Unfortunately, the location posted in yelp for this business is wayyyy off. Like across the street off. I ended out by the barbecue joint doing the creeper crawl across the strip mall a few times before
Donna Hendrix Degen
Donna Hendrix Degen
Jun 22, 2018
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You would never know it was there! I've been here over 7 years and I never knew... It is so great and fresh and the best service ever!!! The owner really cares!
Elizabeth Daigle
Elizabeth Daigle
Apr 16, 2018
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I got take out, first timer- the food was great. I had leftovers for days
Alyssa S.
Alyssa S.
Nov 28, 2014
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This is by far the biggest thing I miss about St. Mary's area. I used to come here multiple times a week :(

Smoothies are amazing, my go-to is the passion fruit or the passion fruit mixed with mango, strawberry, and taro are good too. Add bubbles or the jelly pieces!

They have excellent lunch and dinner combinations so I always take advantage of that.


Crab ragoon is fantastic, not too much oil, a very light and fresh frying as is everything in this place. Hot and sour and wonton soup is very solid as well. The hot and spicy chicken is sautéed in a spicy sauce, that is neither too thick