Theismann's Restaurant & Bar
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Join us on our patio or in our dining room for socially responsible distanced dining or order online for curbside pickup or delivery! Pleasing patrons since 1975, Theismann's Restaurant and Bar is unique in character and difficult to categorize. It melds the diverse venues of fine dining, neighborhood gathering place and energetic sports viewing.

It is still independently owned and operated, and implementing the original philosophy to give excellent service and quality product in a comfortable, friendly environment. Theismann's provides the total guest experience. Menu offerings are creative, extensive and prepared from scratch with fresh ingredients.
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Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness. 3 scrambled eggs*, roasted mushrooms, pecan wood smoked bacon, peppers, onions, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast. 2 fried eggs, sharp white cheddar, grilled sausage, potato bun, crispy smashed garlic parmesan potatoes.
With exceptional fare, warm hospitality, a comfortable lively atmosphere and close proximity to Metro and hotels, Theismann's is a premiere event venue in Alexandria. Celebrations of all types are weekly events at Theismann's, including rehearsal dinners, office parties, tour group lunches, and retirements.
Reviews (10)
A. F.
A. F.
Jan 30, 2022
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Lovely atmosphere and delicious food. The service was excellent and attentive. The pricing is higher, but the quantity and quality of the meals and appetizers justify the tag. I recommend this place to anyone looking for a nice lunch spot. Try to find street parking, as all garages nearby are $10.
Kevin Kelly
Kevin Kelly
Jan 28, 2022
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I had a wonderful experience celebrating my birthday with my family at Sunday Brunch. I called and reserved a table six days in advance and had no problem getting a table for five and a high chair. I arrived early and checked-in and had a drink at the bar while my table was prepared. The staff was top notch as they were all very attentive to our needs especially with a baby. The brunch food was superb! The crowd slowly built up while we were there as it was playoff football Sunday but our server Cesar took care of us without missing a step!
Anne Ferraro
Anne Ferraro
Jan 27, 2022
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Exceptional service, friendly and efficient. The food is wonderful, with generous portions. Nice variety of wines and the cocktails, especially the Bloody Mary’s, are delightful. The GM, Mike Hartner, and his staff are very mindful of their guests comfort and satisfaction, offering a first-class dining experience. We highly recommend Theismann’s!
Junkyard Files
Junkyard Files
Jan 20, 2022
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Ordered here instead of going to outback. Twice the price of outback but same quality food. I had the 12oz with potatoes and green beans. The green beans were hardly steamed. The steak was just okay; I tasted more char than steak.
I also ordered the chicken fried pickles. They were entirely too salty and I did ask for a refund for the pickles that I couldn’t eat. Perhaps the in room dining experience is better than the to go orders.
Derek E. Hamm
Derek E. Hamm
Jan 14, 2022
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Love the decor. And there is wonderful, free parking in the garage in the back with a door directly into the dining room.
Marco Ramming
Marco Ramming
Jan 12, 2022
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We loved the dinner at Joe Theismann's. We got offered a table right away without reservation and were positively surprised by the food and drinks on the menu. The Sportsbar part/ TVs were not tacky nor "in your face" so that we could actually enjoy the atmosphere, the kind service and of course the dinner with starter and several drinks. Price for the big portions was OK.
Lina Seeley
Lina Seeley
Jan 09, 2022
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Great good. I ordered the French onion soup and the sweet potatoes tots. My husband ordered the corn beef hash. The food was amazing. The flavors are over the top, unique and flavorful. The food came hot and the service is excellent. I highly recommend it.
Charles Meyer
Charles Meyer
Dec 24, 2021
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Great Place ! Across from King St Metro Station which was very convenient at 3pm on a Monday. We were worried it might be expensive, but instead we're happy with the happy hour menu and drink prices. You have to sit at bar for the reduced prices, but we're very comfortable. The food was very good. This will be our " go to" spot whenever near King St Metro station.
Nicole Gauvin
Nicole Gauvin
Dec 23, 2021
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Although seemingly pricey, the portions are big. The “Chicken Louisiana” is easily enough for two meals. And super delicious, even delivered 3 miles away.
Torie Quismundo
Torie Quismundo
Aug 14, 2021
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It was late on a Friday so we grabbed 6 seats at the back bar area so we could sit quick without a wait. They were busy! The bar was hopping and the bartenders didn’t slow for the two hours we were there. Even though they were busy they were very accommodating. I think the food delivery guys were confused as they kept delivering our food to the wrong people and one couple actually started eating it! It all worked out. We are from the south so we like a sweet tea but they didn’t have it. We settled on some hummus, fried pickles, fries (potato wedges), and a sandwich. The food was delicious and